• Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
  • Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together

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coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

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coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

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slavette:

"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.

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jinglebellkind:

owlwright:

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O H MYGOD

all the best comments start with “bible au”

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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

14littlejazcicles:

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

My house identity is further confirmed

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It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

(Source: screamingfemale)

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ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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stayuglystayangry:

shoutout to all the girls + women who have thick, dark, and abundant body hair and have to spend time and energy shaving every single day if they don’t want to be harassed by loved ones + strangers alike

shoutout to all the girls + women who decided its not worth their time, even if they only skip sometimes, and endure criticism, harassment, and stigma as the price for their own freedom of time + comfort

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legolasofthewoodlandelves:

50shadesofwinchester:

accioslothsplease:

maravenus:

I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective

The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece

what about when he has to kill dumbledore 

i don’t need that kind of pain

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bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

kluckleberry:

#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

(Source: funkes)

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